CNN says “Under pressure from some to withdraw from the race, Clinton insists that West Virginina, where only 28 delegates are at stake, is a key state in the fight for the White House. She said again Monday that no Democratic candidate since 1916 has gone on to win the White House without first winning West Virginia. ”

Now I don’t have anything against West Virginia. They have some nice mountains there, Berkeley Springs has a good little spa and I’ve enjoyed listening to Mountain Stage on the radio on occasion, even though it’s no Prairie Home Companion.

But come on Hillary, you can’t get to the White House without winning West Virginia? How about Delaware? Rhode Island? American Samoa? This is getting absurd. Lots of white people in West Virginia, though. Gotta have those white people, don’t we?