Parsing the electorate has reached a new high in ludicrous at the Kansas City Star, who’s polling in Pennsylvania – a long way from Kansas City folks – indicates that hunters and bowlers prefer Hillary while beer drinkers and protestants go for Obama. In my world, which includes Pennsylvania, BTW, hunters, bowlers, beer drinkers and Protestants are pretty much the same people. Almost everybody in Pennsylvania is at least two of those.

Their conclusion: Obama can’t win in Pennsylvania, there aren’t enough young black people. Once again the polls have forgotten about us.