We’re going to have a holly jolly Christmas this year, thanks to the obscenely early start of the 2008 Presidential election campaign. The candidates have their holiday greeting on tape and ready to roll for Christmas morning. I have watched a bunch of them and  there are two that really stand out for their God-awfulness.

Hillary is going to give us everything we need to be cared for from the cradle to the grave.

Rudi is asking Santa for peace with strength, at least in the Republican party.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. (Sorry to leave all you Muslims, Buddhists, Zoroastrians , etc.  out in the cold like that. Happy Hanukkah to all you Israelis, though)